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The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.
Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.
Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'
Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'
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(noun) - An American counterculture magazine which promotes and reflects the recreational drug use lifestyle, including columnists, drug culture news, entertainment reviews, reader's true stories, "top ten"-style lists, and offbeat editorial and strip cartoons.
Proper form: High Times Magazine
I occasionally read High Times in high school and my first years at college, since this dude I hung out with had a roommate who subscribed to it.
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A date between the hand and penis
Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!
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The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.
- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.
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A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.
"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"
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To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").
John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
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The amount of time a dime ass jiggles after you slap it.
Her ass hit a full 3 second dime time after a slapped it. She has a dime ass for sure.
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