community fries

A large plate of fries that is retrieved for everyone at a table, usually a community of some sorts.

(During lunch)
Jason: I'll go get the community fries!
Everyone else in the community: Hooray!

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pan-fried

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

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Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

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loaded fries

Potato fries (or chips) that are accompanied by a cheese-based, optionally with a variety of fatty meat pieces.

Loaded being a reference to "rich" fries.

"Dude what are these fries? They're so rich I'm getting instant heartburn"
"Yeah well they're loaded fries"

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fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

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Fried Pancake

A tan girl with flat, yet saggy, boobs.

The doctor man-handled Grandma's fried pancakes.

Tony Danza got em!

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fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

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