Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.

While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.

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hogtie this fucker!

The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.

This lying pig faced fuck deserves to hear, “hogtie this fucker!” wherever he goes.

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Knuckle Fucker

1. Slang term used for any male douchebag who is rude, disrespectful, belligerent, violent, angst-filled or otherwise aggravating on account of the fact that he can't get laid.

2. Any young male whose only real use is pumping protein samples into socks or garbage pails.

3. A griefer in an MMO.

1. "Hey knuckle fucker, sit down and shut the hell up, and stop making a scene because you're a limp-dicked little douchebag that couldn't get his dick wet if he jumped in a fucking lake."

2. Tuef, Bum, Toneslice, Noobslice, etc.

3. "I'm trying to get my gear fixed but there's some knuckle fucker spawn camping the repair guy." Also see #2.

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Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.

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step-fucker

somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.

Alyssa: Why are you so sad?
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.

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Father Fucker

The Upside Down Middle Finger. F-You times 10!!! The Worst Hand Gesture There Is.

When you're driving and you need something more then the middle finger...Father Fucker

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fuckers dick

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.

"I got fuckers dick last week when my girlfriend wanted to go for round 4!"

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