Kung Fu Mumma

A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.

Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.

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kung-fu for jesus

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

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google-fu

A more polite alternative to telling someone to JFGI.

Can be used as noun or verb, since it's not actually a real word.

THEM: Hey, what's the capitol of Iceland?
YOU: Why are you asking me? JFGI!
THEM: What? Whats JFGI?
THEM: . . .
THEM: Fuck you!
YOU: Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude.
THEM: No worries. Just tell me to google-fu it next time d00d.

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kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

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Kung Fu Head

When a hot ass girl takes on a big meat and gives the best head imaginable, as in doing kung fu.

Lauren gave Kung Fu Head to the new african exchange student.

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Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

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Tongue Fu Twa

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

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