Like I'm not chef John catering for crowds... I'm a home gamer that wants to dice up a carrot a couple times a week.
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A person that usually has a small dick and he won't stop talking in a game.
Your such an SD Gamer
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The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
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Creator of the best roleplay(Souls) The king of all anime and the best YouTuber ever
Ron Gamer finally got 100 subscribers
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when you have been gaming for a extended amount of time and then proceed to smell your testicles.
Person 1: Sheesh dude i have mad gamer balls.
Person 2: Nice, maybe take a shower later
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Genre: An interesting and harder to define archetype.
Recreational: These gamers will dabble in some games of most genres and are usually grouped with casual gamers.
Strategist: Gamers who prefer strategy games, which usually involve any game genre with acronyms.
Trolls: These gamers may or may not be good, but usually hang around FPS's to talk shit about how they are better than you, and have sex with your mom while they t-bag you. Similar to forum trolls you only win if you ignore them
Sport: Obviously the gamers who play mostly to only sport games
-Racing: A sub type of sports
-Fighting: Another major sub type of sports
Fantasy: Gamers in everything fantasy. Usually only pertains to RPGs and adventure games.
Loyal: Gamers that remain loyal to specific developers and shun others. Usually a prefix to another genre.
Shooters:
-FPS: First person shooters, People who almost exclusively play FPS's
-TPS: Third person shooters, like FPS people who almost exclusively play TPS's
Puzzle: A rare type of gamer who enjoys mostly puzzle games.
Action/adventure: People who like mostly action adventure
-Hack n' Slash: Another rare type which is a joint between Action and Fighting
Can you find your gamer archetype yet?
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A Girl Gamer is a Girl that plays as much videogames as a Gamer.
While most people believe Girl Gamer = 'not good looking' as being not that good looking this is more a stereotype than anything else, and more or less a value judgement.
Also note that Girl Gamers are not just videogames, but any type, whether they be board, Pen & Paper RPGs, or Collectible Card Games
Girl Gamer's are a rare species, and those that do exist are hunted to extinction by the Guy Gamers.
Here we see the Girl Gamer in one of her natural habitat, an internet cafe playing a rousing round of Team Fortress 2. We see the male of the species sit next to her starting up TF2, clearly trying to gain her attention.
Male Gamer: "So are you seeing anyone?"
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