To have Immaculate Rizz and lots of sex
I am going to T Hag this girl.
When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.
Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.
Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
a old lady who travels using a jet pack
IS that a jet hag in the air
A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.
Should we go get some booze you piss hag
A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch
Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle