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hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily

wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof

by ilil0417 November 26, 2021


Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018


Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay

Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.

by James rejenold January 2, 2022


The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 15, 2007


Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019


hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH March 14, 2018


thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.

I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.

by Bunny22 March 21, 2024