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Typically Saturday, but can be a Sunday, after a long, grueling week at work.
Bobby: Dude, I'm exhausted. What a week, thank god it's Friday.
Kevin: I know it, thank God tomorrow's Saturday.
Bobby: Yup! Mañana from Heaven.
Kevin: Huh? What's that?
Bobby: You're a moron.
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A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
Heaven Shall Burn is awesome.
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A fictional straight couple that has wonderful chemistry and are both so lovely, that it feels like you could fall in love with either of them.
"Jim and Pam are so adorable, they're my bi heaven couple. If were Jim, I would fall in love with Pam, and if I were Pam, I would fall in love with Jim."
What do you mean, it’s a happy meal in a hot car?
Yeah I treat my child like the heaven stairway incident.
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If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
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A tasty gourmet cheesecake place only found on the west coast. The best and most creamy thick and rich cheesecake you will ever find.
Your cheesecake tastes like heaven in my mouth, cheesecake heaven mmmm.
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