heavy straight

really cool, awesome.

"That movie was heavy straight dude!!"

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heavy petting

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.

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Heavy Breather

A bitch who busts into your room and breathes like child molester on your chest. The experience can be erotic, but is most of the time scarring.

"Damn yo, Ashley and Kate broke in last night and fucked with my REM cycle!"
"Who are Ashley and Kate"
"Those two Heavy Breathers that live upstairs"

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Heavy Metal

Garbage music faggot emos and braindead idiots who don't know what a haircut is listen to. Anyone who listens to this garbage is usually a failure at life.

Heavy Metal is the biggest piece of shit ever created on this planet. Get a haircut and a life you stupid fucks who listen to this shit.

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Bud heavy

The way grown men that wear boat shoes order a Budweiser at the bar while try to cope with there insecurity/ sexuality issues because they think it sounds tough. Other definitions will tell you a Budweiser is ordered this way so it’s not confused with a bud light not realizing that the person serving them knows when they ask for bud they don’t want a bud light. Other names used are bud diesel, bud longneck, or diesel.

Get this looser a bud light and I’ll take a bud heavy

Hey bra order get me a bud heavy

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Heavy Metal

the best god damn music ever! metallica kicks ass!

metallica, acdc, disturbed, korn, led zepplin...

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Dropped the heavy

To take A Stinky shit and smells up the whole damn house.

Kenny Dropped the heavy man! The whole damn house stinks like shit now.

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