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A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.
I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.
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When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
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this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
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The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.
I'm exhausted from that Roman Cavalry Helmet that Goebs gave me last night!!!
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a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.
hey darth vader is a nazi
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The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
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