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You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.
Dude #2: Totally.