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america is to the World what terell owens is to Football, what sean avery is to Hockey, what kayne west is to Music Industry, that's right, the Planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.
America's History can be summed up in the same manner Stephan Colbert summed up Sarah Palin..."Fucking Retarded".
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That crazy class that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square
why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history class!
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Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.
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An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.
When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.
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A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history
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crap history, probably better know to most people as ancient history, is considered to be the most cruel and inhumane form of sadistic psychological torture known to human kind. It was submitted to the Department of Education accidentally and was somehow overlooked and made it's way onto the syllabus.
It is said that ancient history is soo bad that Satan himself rejected it as being used as a form of torture in hell.
Students who choose to take ancient history are immediately blacklisted for the rest of their lives. They are usually semi-illiterate and write on papyrus scrolls instead of pieces of A4 paper. The students also use quills and ink wells and use homing pigeons to send their messages.
People who do ancient history all turn gay, except the girls...who's vagina's invert into penises thus making them men..then they turn gay. ancient history also causes students who do it immense internal trauma that the body becomes overwhelmed and develops another chromosome causing ancient history students to become down syndrome along with gay. The only cure for symptoms of ancient history's plague is to revert back to the elixir, also known as Modern History.
By doing ancient history you automatically fail the hsc........and life in general.
Ralph :What subjects are you doing?
Sam: Umm, i picked 12 units of Modern History
Ralph :Me too, what subjects did you pick Miles?
Miles: I chose English, Art, Multimedia, Bio, Maths and ancient history
Ralph: ANCIENT HISTORY!!!! may aswell kill yourself now! Thats the crap history, your not even repping modern you stupid mokes! Go change to modern right now!
Sam: It's already too late, he's already turning gay
Ralph: And down syndrome
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Becoming sexually aroused when a dog's flatulence smells like maple syrup.
Get away from me, Sparky; I've got Canada's History.
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