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Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.
Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.
In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society
That 20 year old hockey tool is hitting on a freshman!
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extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...
'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'
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adj. A term coined by Newcastle Uni Mens 1st XI, who were the pioneers of this complex style of play in 2006. Used when fast, free-flowing hockey results in one team totally dominating their opponents. Usually accompanied by numerous goals.
Fred: "Damn George, that game was one-sided!"
George: "Tell me about it, that team knew they were gunna get it, they just didn't know from whom or from where!"
Fred: "Hell you could pretty much say that was total orgy hockey."
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like french kissing without tongue (tonsil hockey minus the tonsils)
"In grade five we used to play air hockey on dares in the barn instead of full blown making out"
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A trendy "sport" among uncoordinated high school girls (Usually freshmen)played for activity credit.
Jessica said that I can get an extra three credit hours if I sign up for field hockey next semester, and that I don't need any training or athleticism!
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athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it
him and his teammates all have hockey penises
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a sport designed for butchy females who have thunder thighs and act like dudes
john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?
tom: they are girls who play field hockey
john: fuckin butches..
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