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It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.
Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."
Steve: "No Homo!"
Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."
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Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.
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Gay Anger, gay madness, gay actually flamming, gay bitch arguing.
John: Hey why is Jaime yelling and crying?
Woody: Oh that's pure homo-rage
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Fake taxonomic name that means stupid being and the antithesis to Homo sapiens. Homo stultii can be found in places like Walmart or whom are your typical redneck Bubba Trump supporters. They live on trash like Sonic and disinformation such as OANN.
The last election gave rise to an entirely new breed: Homo stultus, where 73 million people voted for Donald Trump and they think they won.
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(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)
Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.
EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
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A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.
"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"
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What overly-formal scientists call humans.
"Anthony! Did you know that Homo-Sapians originated in Africa?"
"Dude, just say humans."
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