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Guy who hates gay/lesbian people, mostly because it goes against "gods word," most have yet to have shown how.
Guy 1: "Coming out as gay!"
Homophobe: "hey these two people cant be together they appear to be of the same gender"
Guy 1: "Why is that a problem to you?"
Homophobe: "It goes against gods word! It says in the bible that its wrong!"
Guy 1: "Fucking point it out then? This is the third goddamn time you've been criticizing gay people for this exact reason, you have yet to provide proof."
Homophobe then ignores guy 1.
Poor guy, can barely think of an argument to save his life.
Homophobes are basically crusty dusty musty stinky Ed Sheeran looking ass bitches who need to suck up the fact that gay people exist and are better then them :)
Dude 1: "I'm homophobic"
Dude 2: "go fuck yourself"
Dude 2: "Ok *fucks themselves*
Dude 1: *fucks dude 2*
Dude 2: "ok"
being defined: homophobes are gay as heck they just don't wanna admit it
Someone who thinks of homosexuals all the time
I a homophobe. I love gays, they are so wholesome. Go gayyy!!!
An Cristian karen that hates the LGBTQ+ community.
Karen: Im a homophobe
Person: Wow! I dont give a fuck
Scared of gay people and bisexuals. Scared of getting touched by them because they might make you gay.
Look at the guy over there, the homophobe is running from him
A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.