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The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.
I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket
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After exhausting all other sexual adventures. You convince your girl to let you give her a dirty Sanchez and then you try to throat fuck the mustache off of her.It helps if she is a big girl with no morals or self esteem!
Dude my chick is a freak and will do anything.
anything? will she let you give her a Big Debbie Hot Pocket?
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A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.
Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding
Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
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Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.
a black chicks vagina. usually one which smells like rotting frog intestines.
"dude, i totally nailed shaquita last night!"
"no you didnt. you just ate some steak n cheese hot pocket."
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Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
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