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Performing oral sex on female...
Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?
When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.
And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.
When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.
The grease from a camel burger.
I got hump juice in my eye!
Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.
Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday