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when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.
ryan: tonight was fun
interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.
interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!
observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say
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A drink created by Tucker Max in his story "The UT Weekend". It is made by combining:
-750mL Everclear
-32oz Gatorade
-2 cans Red Bull
I begin sucking back the Everclear/Gatorade/Red Bull mixture, which I will hereafter refer to as "Tucker Death Mix."
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any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.
Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
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An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.
The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.
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Means to stay outta the buisness den to not get yo ass wooped
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A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.
Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero
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