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The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
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That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.
After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
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A malady in which one involuntarily remembers images and snippets of conversation from the previous night's activities.
ie, The egg slipped off his fork, as he remembered how the tall girl had rolled her eyes at him outside the bar the night before. In addition to a throbbing headache, John had woken up with a vicious case of the morning birds.
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The female's "morning wood"; waking up aroused (female).
(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."
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When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
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Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.
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Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
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