Dutch Oven Transfer

When one busts ass in an enclosed sleeping area, i.e. sleeping bag, dorm bed, etc., and wafts his/her dirty air into the adjacent sleeping area.

Tim: "Dude I just ripped some serious ass, must have been the wedges."

Jordan: "Oh man its inside my sleeping bag, you pulled a Dutch Oven Transfer. You motherfuckin' DOT'd me."

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Mexican Mud Oven

Similar to a Dutch Oven. While your partner is in bed with you, and their head is under the covers, you flatulate and a little extra surprise escapes.

Kat looked up in disgust and wiped the gift of Hershey Squirts off her face from the Mexican Mud Oven Randy gave her.

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Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

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dutch oven pro

when you shit in a trash bag and stick your head in the trash bag and take a deep breath.

"last night i was at this chicks house and in walked into the bathroom and she was dutch oven pro'ing herself!"

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dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...

hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...

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Flying Dutch Oven

Having your blanket at a super man cape position, Fart in your cape and swooping your blanket and covering your closest victim to be forced in a slightly altered version of a Dutch oven.

A Dutch oven that is mobile.

I snuck her with a flying Dutch oven from a distance.

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suicide dutch oven

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.

to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

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