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When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
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It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass
Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!
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when there isn't anything going on, so you and a few buddies get really drunk and hook up in a hot tub, but none of you remember the next morning.
you-"the party got canceled tonight. What are we gonna do?"
friend-"i dont know, looks like it could just be another one of those hot tub nights."
i know what your thinking, you think that 2 bros chillin in a hot tub is gay BUT dont worry they were 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
guy 1 “hey wanna chill in the hot tub”
guy 2 “sure but we have to be 5 feet apart”
guy 1 “yea ofcores”
guy 2 “2 bros chillin in a hot tub”
guy 1 “5 feet apart cause they’re not gayyy”
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Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.
Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub
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wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.
Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!
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