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Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
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When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.
Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"
Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"
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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"
David: "Just think of the pizza theory"
Jake: "What do you mean?"
David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
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When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.
S: Do you like olives?
A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?
S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
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When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.
"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.
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The theory that everything you say is a lie
I think he has Jordan theory.
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”