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When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.
Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun
Person 2: Fuck yeah dude
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A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.
"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."
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Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.
You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate
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Kissing a bald man on the forehead to get him to stop telling you his life story
"If Gary tries roping you into one of his stories, just hit him with an Irish Silencer."
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Irish Caviar is canned pork and beans.
"give out with the Irish Caviar". This was a line in the gangster epic, "Angels with Dirty Faces. Starring James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart and the most very awesome Dead End Kids.
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The 2007-2008 Boston Celtics. With such players like Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen. The name was given by the comedian Cheryl Underwood.
John:Yo man, you see them African American leprechauns jumping up and down the court last night?
Dave: Dude, wtf?
John: The Black Irish man. The Boston Celtics. They cold bruh.
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when you get drunk, sober up, and then get drunk again in the same day.
A true irish drinker can experience several irish eclipses in his lifetime.
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