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donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.

1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017


Allegra Di Battista

One of the prettiest young tiktokers and robloxians you will ever see.

"Allegra Di Battista is so smart and pretty!"

by unknown person 1001 May 26, 2021


i am died

I am died is when you are alive but is in denial.

She found my wattpad account. yup, I am died.

by verobie October 5, 2021


max di tomato

a man that is italian with di as their middle name

Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””

by maxditomato123 May 12, 2022


Sophia Di Martino

The Mother of the Multiverse. Sophia Di Martino stars on "Loki" as Sylvie Laufeydottir, the person who killed He Who Remains and freed the timelines. Sophia is an English-Italian actress from Nottingham who has starred in films ("Yesterday"), stage, and screen ("Loki", "Flowers").

She's also utterly gorgeous, beyond talented, and an expert at social media.

Person #1: Do you know Sophia Di Martino?
Person #2: MTV Movie & TV Award winner Sophia Di Martino, star of "Loki" and emancipator of the Multiverse? Of course I know her!

by CallieCadence September 4, 2022


Suicided or Died Mysteriously

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.

Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."

by Someone who kinda exists September 8, 2021


Dis Mah Ish

Definitions are the construct of the human condition. Dis Mah Ish roughly translates to the latin abbreviation for dis mah shit.

Example: " Dis Mah Ish."

by Wendysnewfries October 26, 2017