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A condition that occurs when a guy falls in love with a girl and the girl breaks his heart. The guy is left longing for her forever because he just can't get over her no matter what girl comes into his life.
Bro #1: She broke your heart?
Bro #2: Yeah, I'm still hung up over her and it's been 2 years.
Bro #1: Oh man, you got the Jasmine Effect!
the best person to ever exist, and has the greatest sense of humour
“Who did you hang out with today”
“Oh I was with jasmine hurley”
“That’s great! She’s a great person!”
A brummy slang term to describe a ladies vagina.
Bloke :- Bloody nora, shes got a panging jasmine pie!
Gent :- Mmmmm, quite!
She's quiet when you meet her but beware cuz she's a physco nut job! Love her tho <3
Francesca : Why is Jasmine TRann so quiet...? She doesn't talk at all
Shaina : Bruh, she's a physco trust me
A big bitch that has no heart and can go fuck herself she is also a fat bitch and takes Quran for a joke.
You see a saw this girl yesterday and she was such a Jasmine berjak like she was such a cunt and bitch
The meaning of true love and friendship combined to become some beautiful
Mark and jasmine will always be together forever.
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the scariest cat on the planet.
Sam: "Hey, is that a 2 year old human girl?"
Katie: "No, that's just Prince Jasmine."
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