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the best person to ever exist, and has the greatest sense of humour
“Who did you hang out with today”
“Oh I was with jasmine hurley”
“That’s great! She’s a great person!”
A brummy slang term to describe a ladies vagina.
Bloke :- Bloody nora, shes got a panging jasmine pie!
Gent :- Mmmmm, quite!
She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.
Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse
Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh
She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.
Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...
She's quiet when you meet her but beware cuz she's a physco nut job! Love her tho <3
Francesca : Why is Jasmine TRann so quiet...? She doesn't talk at all
Shaina : Bruh, she's a physco trust me
A big bitch that has no heart and can go fuck herself she is also a fat bitch and takes Quran for a joke.
You see a saw this girl yesterday and she was such a Jasmine berjak like she was such a cunt and bitch
The meaning of true love and friendship combined to become some beautiful
Mark and jasmine will always be together forever.
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