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The best president ever. Also a puppet on strings controlled by Obama, thus Obama’s third term.
Joe Biden is the greatest president, 10000000000000000000000000000000000000% better than jfk.
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Definition 1: An alien who is so lubricated that he slipped up the stairs and down into hell with Lil Nas X.
Definition 2: Someone who is so lubed that they slid into your daughters bed.
Definition 3: Someone who wants to fuck all little kids and upload the videos to pornhub.com.
My sister got Joe Bidened in the asshole.
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An idiot on earth with Alzhemier
"My husband ,Joe Biden" sleepy Joe says.
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What was the word again?
Joe: I'm Joe Biden and I am running for the United States Senate
Harris: It's President.
Joe: I'm running for United States Senate President
Harris: ...
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A terrible president. Trump was better in many respects, one being the fact that the gas prices weren't almost 5 fucking dollars a gallon when he was president because Joe Biden decided to shut down an oil pipeline which fucked us due to Russia invading Ukraine. He's literally turning senile. And yes I know he has a speech impediment and no I don't think he's retarded because of it I just think he does stupid shit.
-Conservative
P1:Joe Biden is the best!
P2:So you like paying for high gas prices and inflated grocery prices?
P1: Well.. no, but I..
P2:Exactly. No buts.
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A creepy old politician who has no respect for ones personal space, especially females. Know to sneak up on unsuspecting women and young and sniff their hair while holding them by the shoulders to thwart any escape.
That motherfucker just Joe Biden'ed me.
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"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.
Man, Fuck Joe Biden
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