Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?
Person 2: IT IS
Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter
Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much
Johnny:thx I love you too
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Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!
I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.
Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
Someone you see everywhere but never interact with
That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life
Someone you see everywhere but never interact with
That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken
A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler