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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021


Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter

Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too

by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019

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Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019


Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018


Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life

by Almostfriday May 13, 2022


Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken

by Almostfriday May 13, 2022


Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 5, 2015