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An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!
Man2: What did I do that was that bad?
Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.
"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"
"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"
A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person
That hoe over there is a knob schlober
I can't believe you were knob poppin on my bussy last night David!
The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather
Bro that knob cheese is super rank