An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10
*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
It's a fucking rake Jason. You want a fucking rake.
Anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?
This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
When merek is talking about his lawns again.
Hannah: All this rain is so nice!
Merek: yeah my lawns gonna be so nice
Hannah: really Lawning over here.
The title given to the member of the household who is in charge of the lawn.
I have the nicest lawn on my street, i'm the head honcho lawn boss.
To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".