Let the Animals out

A good, long session on the beer.

Guy 1: "Do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck it, why not. It's Friday after all"

Guy 1: "I think I'll go home and let the animals out"
Guy 2:"Do they need a piss?"
Guy 1: "No, but they're mighty thirsty"

Lets Play Curse

This is when you do something called a "Lets Play", and no matter how much you practice, when you start recording... you suddenly suck at the game.

When chuggaaconroy was doing a Lets Play of Super Mario Sunshine, he repeatedly references the Lets Play Curse.

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Let the games begin

(Idiom) We shall now start.

Both teams are ready; let the games begin!

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Let's get this bread

Common saying meaning to figuratively make money, but when you think about it, bread is made from dough, dough can also mean money. So getting bread means a lot, if you're making the most money in a family YOU ARE THE BREAD WINNER. Actually you can't win the bread if you don't know how to bake it from the dough, meaning if you don't invest and save your money (dough) you can't MAKE BREAD. Also this is a reference to the little red hen story. If you don't help in the process of making bread, YOU CAN'T EAT THE BREAD. John Smith had it right when he said: “He that will not work shall not eat.” IF YOU DON'T PUT IN THE WORK TO MAKE THE BREAD YOU GONNA STARVE LIKE THE DUDES IN JAMESTOWN. SO GET UP, GET HYPED, GET SMART, PUT IN THE WORK AND LET'S GET THIS BREAD MOTHER FUCKERS

boss dude hands you your paycheck*
you: " HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKER LET'S GET THIS BREAD

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let the smoke out

To burn out an electrical device such that that puff of fetid blue smoke wafts away, letting you know that "the board" is forever cooked. Doesn't necessarily apply only to electronics...burning wires counts too.

I let the smoke out of my welder today. Totally dead.

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Let's just be friends

Let's never have sex

I like you, but let's just be friends.

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Let's play by clit

Occasional response of a busy career single woman with good income to a request to plan a night out with an attractive friend.
It is basically a complement to the widespread idiom "let's play by ear" and, as said, it is typical of ultra-busy women that once in awhile remember to be female in need of some good healthy butt-naked squat thrust activity. As they can't predict the sudden coming of the urge in order to plan ahead, and can't be bothered to, then "Let's play by clit".

Johnny on the phone: "Wazzup Martha, haven't seeing you in a long while honey..."

Martha: "I know! These presentations have been draining me out"

Johnny: "Wanna have dinner or something tomorrow night"

Martha: "Wish I could commit to that, sweetie. I have one presentation more to prepare and I haven't started yet. But then again, it's been way too long,so...you know what, let's play by clit. In case I'll buzz you, that OK?"

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