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The huge load that you blow after being away on training for more than a couple of days.
Dude, after we got out of the field on Friday I blew a field load that my wife couldn't even swallow.
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A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.
I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?
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n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.
"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"
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A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.
I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.
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Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.
Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.
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This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.
“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”
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When you get a load of cum shot in your anus; then hours later you fart nothing but cum.
I fell asleep after sex and totally dropped a loaded cart in my panties.
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