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explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.
"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS
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"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.
Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )
I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.
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When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period
Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.
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1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater
ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick
ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit
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When a live lobster is clamped onto ones scrotum, then lowered into a pot of boiling water. Newfie Lobster Dip is a method of sex torture
Tonight's special at Torture Sluts Cove, half price Newfie Lobster Dip.
"man,,,,my sac is messed up from that Newfie Lobster Dip last night."
A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
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