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a manwearing mane of awesome blonde hair. Typically greasy, and pulled back into a ponytail. the person who has golden locks most likely has an iron maiden shirt and a green army jacket. Loved by all might have a best friend who also wears such things.
"Woah, do you see those golden locks?"
"The ones pulled back into a pony, on the man named dean?"
"Yeah, thatd be the ones."
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Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
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Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).
Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.
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lithium, the lock god. no one can compare to him.
yo why did i get logged out my acc
shi u mean locked?
yh
thats js lithium bro hes the lock god
damn
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A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!
"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"
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Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.
"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"
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The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
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