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when you get booted offline on a console
John i’m finna give you a lonely night.
Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night
The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"
"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."
That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.
Have you you meet emma, she’s a lonely bisexual, I kinda feel bad.