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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
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John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
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Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
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Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."
Person1:*Dies*
Person2: They did an oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby
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What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.
Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
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I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
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Well of course I'm talking about Pentagon, this 9 beautiful creatures, who made my life brighter and happier.
Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)
If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe
STAN TALENT STAN PENTAGON
This 9 creatures who made my life prettier can make your life prettier too if you stan
Humanoids Used In The Game ROBLOX ,
ROBLOXians are Humanoids Who Can Wear Accessories That most of the time costs ROBUX a (bullshit) Currency used in this Universe., The body of a ROBLOXian is made but not limited to : Plastic And an Exo-Skeleton that provides them with in-human resistance such as Sword stabbings, bullets, Explosions etc.
But sometimes an explosion or a hard hit can rip a limb out of the body. The Robloxian acknowledges this but if its not its right arm he still can use weapons etc.
Warriors on this word are called ''Bloxxers'' Who are known to destroy everything or kill anyone in sight. There are the ODers too. but this is for another text. Anyway, Once a limb is teared off the body the robloxian can no longer attach it back.
*Bloxxer Blows up Robloxian's arm*
Bloxxer : Oh, Sorry Your ok?
Robloxian: Well we are robloxian's so i guess..Its fine
ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.