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v. Originating with the word ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
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the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.
tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"
emma-"no, that was a long time ago."
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A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
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a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse
I married her because she has the magic clam.
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noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.
When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.
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When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.
Ted: Oh my god...Magic money!!!
Chad:How much?
Ted:Six bucks bro!!!
Chad: Word lets chill with it.
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A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.
"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
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