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The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!
When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.
By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.
When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"
Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."
The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.
I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!
For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.
Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.
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Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.
Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.
chain masturbation hurts.
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