Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"
Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.
"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"
My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!
When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.
By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.
When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"
Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."
For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.
Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.
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Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.
Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.
chain masturbation hurts.
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