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Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.
Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?
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Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do
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Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you
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Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.
I ❤️ u max.
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Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.
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A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.
“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”
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