Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.

'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'

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Max

10/10 better than shemayah

Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah

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Max

Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max

Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......

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Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

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MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

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Max

A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.

Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him

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Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

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