Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

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Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

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classic mike

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

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Mike Bobaguard

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

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Mike Faceless

Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.

Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.

Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.

Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"

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Angelic Mike

A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.

There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!

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Mike Almighty

a young gifted rapper from South Central , he is a member of a jerking group called JINC. he also has a dope mixtape called cloudywater. his twitter name is @MikeAlmighty check him out hes a great rapper. he has done collabos with YG & Asia Lynn etc.

aye man , have you heard cloudywater yet? mike almighty is awesome

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