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Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston
This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.
Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
Memories that are sexual in nature.
Usually used for masturbation.
I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.
A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Rating of how wet something makes you.
On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.