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The best thing you will ever find....people that use mormon tinder have a 200% chance of finding a hot soul mate
I just found my spouse though mormon tinder
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Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.
Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.
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When a man impregnates two women in the same time period. Those two babies are mormon twins.
Ben got two girls pregnant, they're having mormon twins.
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Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
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A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer, professional forgerer and member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Hoffman entertained himself by creating documents to embarass the Church and sell to the highest bidder. A book with it's own, not too subtle agenda, but once you get past the anti-Mormon blather it's a decent true crime read.
mormon murders, the. not really based on truth, but a sensationalized version thereof.
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its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.
Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.
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