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The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once
Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber
google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt
Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh
A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome
I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.
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A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
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A meme on Regular Show Amino. He was created by one of the leaders. It's basically Muscle Man from Regular Show in a Swiper costume. Also he's kawaii
Omg Muscle Man Swiper is the best thing on Regular Show Amino.
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The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.