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upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick
Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?
Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
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Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.
Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.
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Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.
Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.
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An insult in which the mushroom-fetius-E has a baby mushroom in their brain from either too much shrooms or being a hater on via: facebook; twitter; myspace; etc. Against family or friends.
Example: john was telling sally about his trip to his families house and how stupid he thought his cousin was being. And in reply sally said, "your being a total Mushroom-fetius"
john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."
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The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.
20:44:58 * @iAndrew Give's Gabe a Mushroom Snapper
20:45:13 <@Gabe> OWCHIE MOMMA
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When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.
Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.
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Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.
Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.
Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
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