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A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
Example for def. A-
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
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Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
refering to literaly to get on your knees and kiss a nigga's ass
usualy used after you ask a nigga somthing they dont want to do
me:Hey ShaWonda, i think its time you give me a BJ
ShaWonda:Well you can kiss my black ass, cracka
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When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
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It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.
Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass
When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
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"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
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