we need to talk

a bit like that metaloaf song...two outta three.....

"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."

u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..

e.g. the fact that u keep telling me i am nowhere as sexy as HER yet i'm less moral. my fucking bass never cheated on me.....fuck u , ur momma 2 and yer daddy!"

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All You Need Is Love

Love is all you need.

Lennon/McCartney 1967

great song, shame american idiots like Bush dont listen to it

Beatles : "All You Need Is Love"

Bush : "Lets go bomb something"

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he needs some milk

An internet meme originating from a video about a man high and going into shock when given water and it being suggested to give him milk.

Oh he just go shot!
He needs some milk.

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need i say more

You know what else would follow if I were to tell you more.

He is hot! Need I say more?

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well we need hamilton

Where a country's economy is down and tries to improve it
Named after Alexander Hamilton, our first secretary of treasury

Man our economy is down, well we need Hamilton

Glue! I need glue!

An exclamation used when you pull a Humphrey Hambone.

An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.

Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.

The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.

If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."

For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.

I though the computer password was 'beth1' but it is not working. All my school work is store in there! Glue! I need glue!

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y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

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