you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

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Dark skin's ain't never fold

A person who never bitches out of anything.

I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh

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Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life

Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.

Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

a little party never killed nobody

a banging choon with a great message!!! 10/10 would recommend

random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!

you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

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