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A person who never bitches out of anything.
I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh
Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss off TJ"
"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life
Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT
An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
a banging choon with a great message!!! 10/10 would recommend
random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!
you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*
Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.
While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.
"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."
a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name
"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"
and
Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"
Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"