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Description of a woman who is not really attractive enough to have sex with but is eligible to give you a blow job due the fact that she has an attractive hair cut that would look great down by your waist and give you something to play with.
Kyle:"Dude none of these women are attractive."
Brandon:"Yeah but a couple of them have Nice Hair, you could at least get a blow job."
Kyle:"Hmmm good point..."
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"I wouldn't go out with her she is a nice girl"
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A whiny little manchild that can't wrap his head around the fact that you don't get rewarded for doing something you're supposed to be doing. Will fall in love with you after one 5 minute conversation and will say you're "not like those other bitches".
Also confused as to what being "Nice" actually means, and is more often than not a horrible, vile human being, that will put effort into treating you like a human being every once in a while, and then throw a massive temper tantrum when he doesn't get his dick wet for doing it. Has almost nothing else going for him and think being "nice" should be enough to get any super model to marry him, despite having no other even interesting qualities. Always runs after women so far out of his league they're not even in the same solar system any more, and then rants about what a cunt she is when she gets together with her hot, educated lawyer/doctor/engineer boyfriend instead of the usually gag-inducingly unattractive and socially retarded Nice Guy.
He said he was a Nice Guy. but when I told him I wasn't single he called me a cunt and now he won't stop sending me these disgusting texts.
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I just had a couple 40's in the parking lot and I was getting nice
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1. The self-labeled female equivalent of the “Nice Guy”. A woman who will spend most of her time whining about how men “just want to date sluts”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. To stupid to figure out why men don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to be in a relationship they must act promiscuous and trashy.
They tend to befriend men who are already in relationships (sometimes who are in relationships with other men! Or who are married!). Often misrepresenting their intentions and trying to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to the man and start a relationship with him.
2. Sometimes, however nice girl just means a girl who is sweet and kind. And thus, has no negative meaning like my definition #1.
1. Nice Girl: How come won’t you date me?
Her male friend: Because, I already have a boyfriend!
2. Brandi is a nice girl, she is always sweet to me
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1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!
2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!
3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!
Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore
"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"
NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE
Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.
"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."
A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.
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"Have a nice" is a universal phrase used to tell someone to enjoy their life, day, football game, party or whatever they are doing. The phrase was coined by Internet personality David Vujanic with the goal of spreading a positive outlook on life in general
Igor: I have an important exam coming up, the stress is killling me
Boris: Don't worry man, have a nice!
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